Seriously thinking about sending it...

Dear Michael Phelps,

I know you're an Olympic swimmer/champion of the world with impressive arm span and appetite, but... I never ever will I ever sleep outside NBC studios (AKA 49th St) just to see you on Saturday Night Live again. Please don't take it personally, but I just don't love you all that much.

- Not enough to sleep in the rain
- Not enough to visit McDonalds at 3AM only to run into LINK from Zelda and the drunk guy who kept talking about the Robin Hood commercials
- Not enough to get cut in line
- Not enough to have wasted all that time, only to find out I ddn't get in.

Also, next time, come outside to say hello to your fans and those who only want a picture with you for the sake of getting a picture... I mean, Blake Lively came out to say hello... Maybe learn a lesson from Blake?

Love,

Alina